| Posted by SimonG at 23 Sep 2008 16:01: |  |
giddy macaws honor rio |
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| The man from Delmonte says Yes
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 | Simong's new competition 'diagnosis by graffiti' gets off to a roaring start
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| I spy with my little eye something beginning with B
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| Posted by Alistair at 23 Sep 2008 16:31: | |
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| Posted by omally at 23 Sep 2008 16:40: | |
Knighthood, anyone? | Having safely concealed the bodies, SimonG poses for the obligatory trophy picture.
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 | "Simon, the Banker has offered you 50 pence"
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| I wonder what the helpful ilustration would have looked like had the crates contained melons. Or plums?
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| The commercial artist's handiwork prevented a lot of trouble at the docks.
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| Posted by omally at 23 Sep 2008 18:59: | |
Knighthood, anyone? | SimonG collects his pudding from the greengrocers and, typically, forgets to buy a vat of custard.
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| Realising that he hasn't had his '5 a day' for months, SimonG tries to catch up in one go.
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| SimonG is impressed by the amount of food that Omally can grow on his allotment.
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| *wishes that the crates had contained a mixture of cucumbers and kiwi fruits*
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| Posted by omally at 24 Sep 2008 15:41: | |
Knighthood, anyone? | "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Harry Belafonte"
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| How they got a complete banana like that in a box that size beats me.
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| Posted by max at 25 Sep 2008 19:18: | |
WitnessProtection program | Police arrest illegal immigrant found hiding amongst a container load of banana crates.
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| Posted by max at 25 Sep 2008 19:19: | |
WitnessProtection program | SimonG finds a solution to his constipation problem
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| Posted by Mr hedghog at 26 Sep 2008 14:50: | |
| SimonG want world domination but first he sets up his banana republic
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| When Simon promised all his customers they would have their artwork "tomorrow", his Spanish assistant failed to see the typo
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| Why don't you bring sandwiches like everyone else?
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| Posted by sweavo at 3 Oct 2008 13:40: | |
frustratingly short capti | cargo-cult television shops
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| Posted by max at 3 Oct 2008 15:12: | |
WitnessProtection program | In tonight's episode of "Where are they now" we interview Eric Wimp, better know as Bananaman live from the back garden of his Acacia Road home.
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| Posted by Cymbaline2 at 9 Oct 2008 20:21: | |
| "If only I had my yellow hat, I could finally trap that blasted George!"
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Don't use the M-word ... | "Yes, we have no banananananas"
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| Simon feels a bit sick having eaten too many bananas... he says he doesn't peel well.
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| Simon regrets taking the job as King Kongs chef.
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Don't use the M-word ... | Jess started to get worried - Simon was clearly feeling fruity.
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| The cunning cocaine smuggler had customs fooled every time
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| Although he was a keen fan of the Monkees, they never did reform.
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| Fortunately he was allergic to NUTS.
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